You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
