No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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