no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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