I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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