some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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