I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
