Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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