have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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