We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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