But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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