Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We need to get me chipped asap
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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