yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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