STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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