I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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