I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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