I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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