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Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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