i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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