epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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