I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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