They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So much Jack, so little girl.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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