um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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