Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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