my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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