Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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