That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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