What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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