i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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