great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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