Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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