It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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