so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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