I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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