So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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