I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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