Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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