sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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