in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We left an ass print on the piano.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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