Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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