I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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