so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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