My nipple is on Facebook.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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