Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
