you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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