omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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