Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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