my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.