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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Lets date for the summer

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  what?

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  Dont love me in September.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?

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  head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale

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