what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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