And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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