there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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