this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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