she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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