I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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