Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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