its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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